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Joss



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christmas Lyrics by Carol Ling
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Dave Cryer
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I Podius by M.P.Threeplayer
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The Sausage Factory | School Workshops
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mike noakes



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Facing Old Age-by Gerry Atric
Teenage Crime by Carrie Cleaver
What Crisis? by Buster Banks
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diet for Fashion by Terry Lene
Why Me? by Wee Willie Winkie
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Joss



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gerry Atric has a brother, P.D.Atric, also an author, who wrote a treatise on Cot Death
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Atric family extends beyond Gerry and P.D. How uncanny that they all turned out to be writers...

Inside Your Head by Si K. Atric
What's Better Than Two Goals? by Gethin A. Atric
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Grahame Jones



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Furniture Restoration by Anne Teak
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Grahame Jones



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

& similarly:

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill board:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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In a Vets waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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And don't forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'
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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'
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Grahame Jones



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

History of the twentieth century by Warren Peace
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mike noakes



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I surrender by mike noakes!
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Grahame Jones



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hospital procedures by Anne T Septic
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The last laugh by Syd Ifficile
I'll drink to that by Mrs. A.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Cleaner by Mrs. A. Spot
Having a Baby by Miss Take
I Fell Downstairs by Miss Chance
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Guide to Nudist Beaches by Sandy Balls
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Japanese Cookery by Terry Yaki
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