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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:33 am    Post subject: three words Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious that was a
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious that was a huge surprise," said
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious that was a huge surprise," said Baardlark as he
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious that was a huge surprise," said Baardlark as he deftly massaged the
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious that was a huge surprise," said Baardlark as he deftly massaged the swelling lump on
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious that was a huge surprise," said Baardlark as he deftly massaged the swelling lump on the cricketer's willow
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!" howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco. "Nut Rocker" was a past number one hit that had delighted Yugoslavian leader, Tito, when his wife caught Michael Vaughan in flagrante delicto. "Gracious that was a huge surprise," said Baardlark as he deftly massaged the swelling lump on the cricketer's willow sapling, which overhung
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