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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:38 am    Post subject: TWI group short story -- just three words at a time Reply with quote

In attempting to give this wild & wonderful communal three word story a new home of its own, I inadvertently zapped the entire original topic (sorry, eric_never Embarassed ). BUT I did manage to retrieve the entire last post in the thread.

So, let's carry on from here, shall we?


Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity,
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada,
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut
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Apologies are never needed when an aardvaark falls in love with a plastic garden gnome. However, medical assistance is often required to separate the rod from the rear orifice of my throbbing, unfortunate Gnome. It's not funny but I have to laugh when the haddock, an awful prig, dresses up in garish attire to attend the Spring launch of the Dancing Lamb affair. Haddock and Aardvaark are unlikely soulmates, even though they share a depraved interest in maltesers, fried in greasy whale blubber. Fortunately, no plot can adequately explain why this should be.

Meanwhile, the asteroid called Pestilent Gorilla, named after Zimbabwe's rejected olympic mascot, hurtled towards Aardvark without a thought of danger or destruction. Baardlark (the Aardvark), was considering a change of underwear, although tinfoil can be costly.

"Incoming!", howled Haddock.

"Outcoming!" grimaced Baardlark.

With a leap that defied gravity, removing his pants and peeling off his long red thong, Gorilla rolled towards the two albino female impersonators firmly clutching Torquemada's creamy Walnut Whip. "Ouch" squealed Torquemada, as the walnut played bad disco
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